Half-Assed Homemaker

Did you know that Avocados have protein? Live raw protein. The only stronger source for raw protein is nuts but walnuts have half as much fiber as avocados. Half? Are you joking? Get your sorry ass outta here! Avocados have potassium too, can you say that walnuts? Speak up. I can't hear you with all that cryin. Oh you're crying. Come back. Don't cry. No, you're right; you can't put avocados in cookies. Of course, cookies are aren't raw. I distinctively hear the word cook in there so what else you got? I could make avocado cookies.