Half-Assed Homemaker

I keep a cloth towel in my office and dry my hands when I get back from washing them. On one such jaunts, I saw my manager with the new guy, it's his first day. He remembered me, greeted me and extended his hand. Holding my hands up I said "I just washed my hands and I need to go dry them first."

New Guy: "Well it's nice to see you too."