Half-Assed Homemaker

She: I thought the house was built in the 40's.
Me: Nope, 1918. (proudly) It's a kit house.
She: (listening)
Me: The kits came with the paster the wood, nails, paint, shingles...
She: Did you get a hammer?
Me: I don't think so.
She: (mad face) They always get you somewhere!