Half-Assed Homemaker

Last night there was someone at the door. It was my neighbor. As I opened the door, the cat walked out. Seeing the cat seemed to astonish her. Apparently little Sesame is often at her house basking in off treats and kind petting. He must have snuck out at some point the last time he was there because she never saw him leave. After four (sleepless) days of looking around for the cat in cabinets and closets she finally came over to ask if I'd help her look for him in some cabinets that she couldn't reach. She was afraid he was trapped somewhere and he would "pass away" if left there for too long. It was so sweet, kind of funny and most importantly... Sesame's double life is now out in the open.