Half-Assed Homemaker

I am writing regarding your Child Ho Costume. You see these guys at MIT.... never mind, I heard about your site. I think it is great that you are serving the small but important market consisting of little girls who want to be Hos and most importantly the parents who encourage it. I couldn't help thinking after seeing the photo that it's a flapper costume. What I couldn't help noticing was that you think so too. Good for you for charging a few bucks extra for it. By the way, how could the costume be one size fits all AND come in five different sizes?

Yours Truly,
Half-Assed Homemaker