Half-Assed Homemaker

He was darting from under one parked car to another, speaking to us here and there. At some points, he joined us on the sidewalk, he's a hyper little clown. He followed us to the house, lapped up some soymilk, yadda yadda yadda, he wouldn't stay off the bed, yadda yadda I was spooning up some beans and rice for him this morning at around 6.