Half-Assed Homemaker

I am getting my wisdom teeth removed tomorrow so in preparation for the procedure I decided to have the things I won't be able to have in the coming days like salted nuts, acidic fruits, whiskey, coherent thoughts. I wanted to have a big lunch too but I had a stupid meeting until 12:30 and had an appointment at 1.

I never had this many meetings before I started running the scheduling software. Corporate drondom wears even thinner.