Tuesday, November 11, 2003
California Cheeseburger
Chief Wiggum's tour of the Museum of Crime:
"Now, what I am about to show you all next will shock and educate you. Hold onto your values as we step through the looking-glass into a HIPPIE POT PARTY... While Johnny Welfare plays acid rock on a stolen guitar, his old lady has a better idea" (he flicks a light switch to reveal a crude dummy of a woman poised to eat a sandwich containing a human baby!)... "That's right, she's got the munchies for a California Cheeseburger!"
I was at Foster Freeze and their idea of a California Cheeseburger was made from ground chicken, not baby, chicken! Museum of Crime my ass.
"Now, what I am about to show you all next will shock and educate you. Hold onto your values as we step through the looking-glass into a HIPPIE POT PARTY... While Johnny Welfare plays acid rock on a stolen guitar, his old lady has a better idea" (he flicks a light switch to reveal a crude dummy of a woman poised to eat a sandwich containing a human baby!)... "That's right, she's got the munchies for a California Cheeseburger!"
I was at Foster Freeze and their idea of a California Cheeseburger was made from ground chicken, not baby, chicken! Museum of Crime my ass.
