Half-Assed Homemaker

Everyone is all a twitter about Mars lately. It made me realize how much of a fan of Roman mythology our president has become. Mars is the Roman god of battle. Mars has a month named after it, March. Bush honored Mars in March by going to war, how festive of him.

Mars must not have been so honored. Amid darkness, flood, swelter and pestilence, he rears his scarlet face. What's next?